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Ev Archive for April 1998
1190 messages, last added Wed Aug 08 18:42:06 2001

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Survival kit



My wife and I are planning a camping trip, so I went to an outfitter's
store to buy a survival kit. It looked pretty standard, but I noticed
there was no compass. I asked the clerk about that, and he handed me a
small pill bottle. It contained  a Viagra tablet and several iron pills.
"Compasses are obsolete" he said.  "Just take these. You'll be pointing
north for hours."

Russell Groves

Survival kit